Past weeks….

Have been a blur. I’m miffed because I haven’t been at every outing. I hope she isn’t growing up too fast. Then she won’t take me with her anymore. Worries of a toy. There you have it. She does talks to me at night. That’s something, right?

Claire and Quil were freezing their asses off had a sleepover slash camping trip at the beach. I was allowed to come along. I got to steal one half of a forgotten s’more. Which took me 1 and 1/2 hour to acquire. It was SO worth it! There was a new girl there too. Her name is Willow and she is a cousin of Claire’s uncle, Jake. Apparently she is also a shape shifter. I could barely hold myself together when Leah got her panties in a twist. I think, she was jealous not to be the only girl in the house pack anymore. Poor babe. So sad, so sad. *snickers* Personally I like it. Bring on the chicks! Even the furry ones. :3

Claire went out to eat at the In Place in Forks. She came home, smelling like a whole pizza and chocolate (I’m guessing milk shake) rolled in one. Does no one feel bad for a little bear? I was starving! She was sleeping and I had to sneak myself in to her bed. Not an easy task, I can tell you!

Last week Quil and Claire wanted to plant flowers in the garden but they only got muddy and wet. Oh and did I mentioned muddy? No? THEY GOT FREAKIN MUDDY. I tried to stay as far away as possible. Mud does not go well with my fur. Not a fashion statement I want to make. No sirrah.

Now Quil and her are planning a pirate party. It’s for Claire’s ‘graduation’ from preschool, but really it’s just an excuse to party and have fun. Seriously, who do they think they’re going to fool? I would roll my eyes if I could. Except that they’re two buttons and don’t roll very well.

They’re planning a treasure  hunt through La Push, games in the tiny plastic kiddy swimming pool aka the bucket in the garden. Tons of food and drinks. And they invited about the whole state of Washington. Let’s see how that’s going to end.

Yours truly, E.T. Bear

Breakfast at Claire’s

These are the times I hate being a ‘toy’. You are allowed to watch other people eat but you can’t grub yourself because it could freak them out.

I was hungry too. I hadn’t had a cookies since the night before (or maybe 3 hours before…). Quil came over just after the sun came up. Or at least that’s my impression. Who the heck get’s up before noon??? …Oh, I forgot I’m surrounded by kids and night loving wolves. He should get a job with better hours. That whole patrolling thing just doesn’t cut it. *snickers* ANYWAYS… he came over, Claire’s mom made some very good stuff. Scrambled eggs, bacon, breakfast potatoes, pancakes, coffee (coffee is my holy grail but seriously hard to clean out of my fur) chocolate milk shake (now that’s an upgrade to hot chocolate!) and some sandwiches.

…30 minutes into the meal the kitchen looked like a bomb had exploded in there. Claire had patches of chocolate all over her face and hands and therefore Quil too. Not in the face (would have been funny though!) but on his hands, t-shirt and pants. They looked so hilariously funny I fell off the table laughing (I can laugh quitely – hard but possible) – almost into another patch of chocolate shake that somehow had gotten lost on the floor. It wasn’t that bad. Actually tasted quite good. >:D

Yours truly,  E. T. Bear

This will be the blog of Claire Young of the Olympic Coven

Hotch potch! What a pompeous title. But I couldn’t think of anything better. What do you want? I’m a bear! Normally I would be longing around, watching SpongeBob with Claire, eating her food and drinking soda. Not that she would know it. She just naturally likes to think she eats it all by herself. But there you go. Now you know where all the cookies dissappeared to. Everytime your mom accused you of eating all the candy, your resident companion aka boy toy…err that sounds wrong, toy, TOY ate it. I’m myself a wonderful cookie thief. You can take all the honey. Way too sticky. Gimme the cookies instead!

Now I need to eat some more. Claire is sleeping. *snickers*

La Push Police Department

Yeah, we changed jobs today. Police it was. And we got to do the fun part too. Giving speeding tickets to harmless citizens. Or so. *chortles* First victim: Jacob Black. For driving like a maniac. Hm… not sure if that was without reason. How should I know? Never rode with him. Hey Jake, give a bear a ride next time? I have a fetish for motorcycles. >:D He has to pay in ice cream – fudgesicles.

Next one was Embry Call because he practically inhales his food. That’s a real man! I acknowledge that. Good job. Payment: Oreo cookies. Deliverable to the hands of me, myself and I, Mr. Bear. *muhahahaha*

And Lea Clearwater, because that lady is actually fast. As in fast runner. Two feet, four feet, whatever. She has to pay Claire in hugs. I would not mind a hug or two…

Not bad, hu? That kid should be in the mafia instead and blackmail everybody. She knows how to get her candy fix.

One sleeping Princess and three Knights

Ha..HAHAHA!

You got owned, my dear Seth. *snickers* Not in a bad way I’d have to say. You were a pretty sight. At least from what I saw in the picture. How should I know? First of all, Claire tells me everything. And than I stole Quils phone and checked out the picture. You’re so lucky it wasn’t a video or it would have been on YouTube already.

Sooo… what happened? Claire wanted to be a knight and of course she need a princess. So she decided Seth, because the poor guy couldn’t stop the manhandeling, had to be the princess. Sleeping beauty and all. Pink hair, blue eyeshadow and glittering tiara. Her partners in crime were Quil and Leah. Quil because he is a sucker for Claire and he enjoyed it. And Leah was an accessory to the crime. Sorry babe.

Seth’s face must have been fun to watch when he woke up. Sadly I couldn’t see it.