Past weeks….

Have been a blur. I’m miffed because I haven’t been at every outing. I hope she isn’t growing up too fast. Then she won’t take me with her anymore. Worries of a toy. There you have it. She does talks to me at night. That’s something, right?

Claire and Quil were freezing their asses off had a sleepover slash camping trip at the beach. I was allowed to come along. I got to steal one half of a forgotten s’more. Which took me 1 and 1/2 hour to acquire. It was SO worth it! There was a new girl there too. Her name is Willow and she is a cousin of Claire’s uncle, Jake. Apparently she is also a shape shifter. I could barely hold myself together when Leah got her panties in a twist. I think, she was jealous not to be the only girl in the house pack anymore. Poor babe. So sad, so sad. *snickers* Personally I like it. Bring on the chicks! Even the furry ones. :3

Claire went out to eat at the In Place in Forks. She came home, smelling like a whole pizza and chocolate (I’m guessing milk shake) rolled in one. Does no one feel bad for a little bear? I was starving! She was sleeping and I had to sneak myself in to her bed. Not an easy task, I can tell you!

Last week Quil and Claire wanted to plant flowers in the garden but they only got muddy and wet. Oh and did I mentioned muddy? No? THEY GOT FREAKIN MUDDY. I tried to stay as far away as possible. Mud does not go well with my fur. Not a fashion statement I want to make. No sirrah.

Now Quil and her are planning a pirate party. It’s for Claire’s ‘graduation’ from preschool, but really it’s just an excuse to party and have fun. Seriously, who do they think they’re going to fool? I would roll my eyes if I could. Except that they’re two buttons and don’t roll very well.

They’re planning a treasure  hunt through La Push, games in the tiny plastic kiddy swimming pool aka the bucket in the garden. Tons of food and drinks. And they invited about the whole state of Washington. Let’s see how that’s going to end.

Yours truly, E.T. Bear